Last night, while attempting to show off my brilliance in finding versatile storage solutions for all our crap, I broke my little toe.
Kicking a cupboard.
How the hell am I supposed to go on a spending rampage in baby stores when I can barely hobble to the loo?
How can something so small hurt sooooooo much?
Will I fit into my funky new shoes now my foot is swollen?
In order to alleviate the pain, I am now going to medicate myself by the adding of chocolate milk to me.