Really, folks. This has been sitting in my cupboard for the last year. It was a lovely pumpkin. I made it all by myself. It could have been so tasty in Pumpkin Gnocci with Sage and Garlic Butter. It could have added that final touch to Fantastic Roast Pork. But no. I had to let it sit there, dessicating. I had a responsibility towards this pumpkin, and I failed.
I can't be allowed to have kids.