Well, I went and did it, didnt I?
I accidentally used the p-word.
We went to a party last night, and someone I hadnt seen for about 9 years asked me if we had kids.
It just popped out. P-word. There you go. Bold as brass. "We've just found out I'm pregnant."
We've done nothing of the sort! We've found out I have a sudden propensity for making pink lines appear and my breasts have suddenly started to develop at long last. What a ludicrous claim to be making.