1. They smell so clean.
2. They have cute little pudgy hands.
3. They smile when they pass wind.
4. Their skin is the softest thing you will ever feel in your life.
5. They can be so relaxed that you have to keep checking they're breathing.
6. You see yourself in another human being.
7. They are infinitely cuddle-able.
8. They make fantastic snuffle-wuffle snonking noises.
9. They look at you like they Know Things.
10. No-one else will ever need you as much as they do.