The Stats are in.

50% of you cant start a relationship without alcohol.

50% of you think the idea of having sex for fun is rather amusing.

55% of you are either in your 30's, or have exceptional taste in music, or are teenagers just discovering the "retro chic" of the 80's.

74% of you first had sex between the ages of 16 and 23

75% of you like my honesty more than anything else.

28% of you have had between 1 and 5 sexual partners, but surprisingly, 27% of you have had over 30 or lost count...

64% of you are left-wing subversives

80% of you must have a weight problem, given your thoughts on peppermint iccream

25% of you would eat kitty pie if there was no dolphin pie left. 10% of you are allergic to pie.

The vast majority of you are only interested in voting in polls that are about sex or food.

I have therefore determined, through my extremely scientific study, that the average Pandamonium reader is a left-wing subversive in their 30's, obsessed with sex but doesnt actually enjoy it, has poor social skills, is appreciative of honesty, and despite being overweight likes eating Dolphin Pie.

You people are weird.