To Lorem: sexual partners does not necessarily mean intercourse. Sexual encounters of any flavour will do.
To Manuela: In response to reason number 10 as to why my blog rocks, Monkey Boy says "Well, she's only human." Please pass me my birthday bucket.
To Princess Fanwah: I dont know who you are but you've blown my cover. I was trying to keep the whole height and actual age thing a secret. Thanks for nothing, pooser.
To Jet: Am soooo not a dirty slurry - you are.
Sexual encounter of any flavour??? I've always gone by the "if you don't orgasm, it doesn't count" rule.
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Ok....that's WAY more than even I care to admit..... I'm officially a whore.
Yay, CHAN!
ReplyDeleteCan you give me Monkey Boy's mobile number? Would save us all an awful lot of time.
lofl.. jesus.. I am officially a hoe. A total and complete hoe. I can't count that high.
ReplyDeleteAM I THE ONLY DECENT AND PROPER ONE AROUND HERE?? I am shocked. *smells salts*
ReplyDelete(Took the poll just for you, LOVED the notches. They so add character to the furniture wouldn't you say?)