Since the Poll seems to attract most votes when I want to know about sex, I'm bowing to the pressure of the readership.
I think this fact alone says more than collating the data from all the Polls will.
I must say, I'm relieved that no-one thinks this blog sucks and is never coming back, although its possible that people DO think it sucks and cant even be bothered to vote to tell me so. I'm a little crushed that only ONE person thinks I'm funny. (And no, that wasnt me voting.) Cherice obviously appreciates the Gratuitous Images (that only got one vote too).
It would appear that honesty is a winner. I always thought so - except of course, when your girlfriend wears a wedding dress that looks like a giant marshmallow.
Now, when you say 'sexual partners,' are you referring to intercourse or other sexual things?
ReplyDeleteOr, as my good friend Bill Clinton said, does it depend on what your definition of 'is' is?
I think I missed these polls you are talking about... and they don't show up on my happy little Imac anyway.... pout.
ReplyDeleteBut... here's why *I* love your blog.
1) Your ability to inject humour into life's most difficult moments.
2) Your willingness to express silliness.
3) Your vibrancy. Your pain. Your joy. Your honesty. And your willingness to share it with unflinching candor.
4) You remind me more than a little of my soybean-sister... and I love her.
5) Even though I suspect that you might not think it of yourself... you are an absolute beacon of positive life energy. And this... in spite of having endured some unbelievably difficult life challenges.
6) You are childlike without being childish.
7) You are smart. Clever. Witty. But don't take yourself too seriously.
8) I think we are a lot alike in our life attitudes.
9) You found my blog first and liked it.
10) Monkey boy is hot and you are my only possible conduit to his gorgeos self.
11) You love animals.
12) I have always wanted to have a pet panda.
I'm stopping here because I don't like the number 13.
Hey now that I've sussed your bloggy thing chicken licken I'm diggin it mama :-) Poosed! re the brother bizzo... and Manuela may like ya for all those perfectly true and fantastical reasons but I loves ya çause you're my only mate who is ACTUALLY 12 feet tall and a THOUSAND YEARS OLD and cool as fuck and TOTALLY capable of taking on positively SHEDLOADS of irate wharfies one handed whilst falling over even though already lying down. I dinnae hoo ya do it??!!!! But (I digress) you do rock, and your bloggamewhatsit is funky... like a cold medina - yeeeeeeeeah man! pffft 2 weeks without smoking and I'm stoned as a badger on a school night!!! ps tell spudly I said allo and said ém a kiss for me xxx
ReplyDeleteManuela, the polls should show up - scroll down and look to the right. (I'm on a Mac too.)
ReplyDeletePanda, I'm still waiting on clarification...
I'll take that poll now but...
ReplyDelete*cough* I think you are bloody hilarious. ;)
What they said - but enamoredc as I am of internet thingies I just don't fancy polls. *cringe* Sorry.
ReplyDeleteManuela, the polls should show up - scroll down and look to the right. (I'm on a Mac too.)
ReplyDeletePanda, I'm still waiting on clarification...
Hey now that I've sussed your bloggy thing chicken licken I'm diggin it mama :-) Poosed! re the brother bizzo... and Manuela may like ya for all those perfectly true and fantastical reasons but I loves ya çause you're my only mate who is ACTUALLY 12 feet tall and a THOUSAND YEARS OLD and cool as fuck and TOTALLY capable of taking on positively SHEDLOADS of irate wharfies one handed whilst falling over even though already lying down. I dinnae hoo ya do it??!!!! But (I digress) you do rock, and your bloggamewhatsit is funky... like a cold medina - yeeeeeeeeah man! pffft 2 weeks without smoking and I'm stoned as a badger on a school night!!! ps tell spudly I said allo and said ém a kiss for me xxx
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