Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Spoiler!

This is directed at that one person who answered the Poll and claimed that sex is always fun:

You're a guy, right?

12 comments:

  1. Yah.. um... first off its CANADIAN... not Canadianian... secondly it' caribou not cariboo... and thirdly... it's 'eh' not 'hey'. So there...

    Perhaps I should remind you aboot 'Shrimp on the barbie' and some dreg slop called Fosters??? HMMMM???

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  2. Canadianian sounds like something having to do with a yeast infection...

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  3. Well if you weren't so busy with your damn caribOU, you would realise I said Canadadian, NOT Canadianian, eh?

    Fosters is shit. I dont do beer.

    I dont think I've ever seen anyone put a shrimp on the barbie.

    We do have kangaroos down our street, though. And my friend had a family of Drop Bears living in her garden for a while.

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  4. Jacqueline1:33 am

    Whoa whoa whoa girls!

    I'm an Australian [Melbourne] who lives in Canada [Vancouver]. I have for 8 years. I think this world is big enough for the both nationalities. ;-)

    But Australians are *not* responsible for Fosters any more than Canadians are responsible for ummm errr well just what are Canadians famous for again? ;-)

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  5. LOL...

    Bacon. Apparently according to Americans... we invented back bacon.

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  6. Oh... and one more thing... my dog is on a strict diet of Kangaroo and Oats... he's allergic to everything else. And I don't even want to tell you what it costs for me to import this stuff...

    Think we can work out some sort of import/export deal???

    And... what the hell is a drop bear?

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  7. :DDDDDDDDD

    And the comments too! Manuela, don't be daft: http://www.users.bigpond.com/rto/gs_pages/img/dropbears.jpg

    Alright, here:
    http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery;jsessionid=47kb3b19we9en?method=4&dsname=Wikipedia+Images&dekey=Dropbear.jpg&gwp=8&sbid=lc04b&linktext=%3CIMG%20alt%3Dimage%3Adropbear.jpg%20src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.answers.com%2Fmain%2Fcontent%2Fwp%2Fen%2F7%2F71%2FDropbear.jpg%22%3E

    (Oops! Will this sod the formatting? Hope not, just copy- paste, very funny!)

    We have drop bears too, we call them Gambozinos. Children go out to hunt them. Tenderer flesh, see.

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  8. ??? Really??? That's a Drop Bear??? We call them Koala Bears... or are you guys playing a mean prank on the dumb Canadianian? And since when are there Koalas in Portugal? Something's fishy here...

    Hey, Panda... do you like how we've taken over your blog?

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  9. Ladies... let me please introduce you to... the Jackalope.... otherwise known as the Warrior Rabbit...

    http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tall-tales/jackalope.html

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  10. Manuela, we DO have eucalyptus and therefore we have koalas. Don't you people know anything?? Only ours have slightly smaller fangs and are so tiny only the very best of ethologists can spot them.

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  11. WHATEVER!

    A Canadiadian Jackalope can kick the ass of a Drop Bear, Hoop Snake, and Portugese Koala ANY day of the week.

    Your wildlife sucks.

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  12. Jacqueline2:46 am

    Whoa whoa whoa girls!

    I'm an Australian [Melbourne] who lives in Canada [Vancouver]. I have for 8 years. I think this world is big enough for the both nationalities. ;-)

    But Australians are *not* responsible for Fosters any more than Canadians are responsible for ummm errr well just what are Canadians famous for again? ;-)

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