Friday, July 08, 2005

Porn star

Okay, I've figured it out. Pandas, on the whole, have difficulty breeding. They just dont seem to know what they're supposed to do. Pandas, in order to breed successfully, require panda porn. If only I'd realised this earlier!

I dont have any panda-specific porn (I sent it all to Tertia). All donations will be greatly appreciated.

In the meantime, I will wistfully look at panda babies.


5 comments:

  1. OH OH OH!!! Omigod... I'm welling up with tears because they are so painfully precious... I would give ANYTHING (except a shot at my own baby... and maybe not Attila... or my family... but lots and lots and lots of money or material equivalent) ok ALMOST anything to pick up those baby bears and feed them, or cuddle them, or just pet them.

    I'm quite sure I have an illness with respect to my love of animals... Another reason I fell in love with you Panda... your photo of your pet chicken just did me in!

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  2. Gratuitous panda-ness!!

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  3. What cuties.

    In an insane moment I image googled "panda mating" and got quite a lot of replies so there is heaps of panda porn out there. Do panda's have internet access? Perhaps they should consider getting broadband.

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  4. How cute! I did my grade 6 animal project on Pandas. Brings back such good memories of a golden Aussie childhood.

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