Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Like, I know that at some point, in order to get up the duff, it may help to have sex, but, really...

Could we not and just say we did.

Dont want to. Not interested. It wont work anyway. Have come to conclusion that this is not going to happen without intervention.

Still in my bathrobe at 12.20pm. About to watch the end of Dr Phil. Bunked off Dirt School for another mental health day. Don't want to do anything.

Don't even want to write in proper sentences.

Really shouldn't have kids if can't write in proper sentences.