Tuesday, July 26, 2005

If I Turn Into My Mother, Please Kill Me

Today is the first day back at uni this semester for Monkey Boy. Its a full day and he wont get home until 6pm. Its also the first day that we have been apart since we found out about being Knocked Up.

So here I am, the pregnant and currently barefoot wife, with nothing to do all day but wait patiently for her husband to get home at dinner time.

I feel like Samantha Stevens, without the cool powers and incredibly clean house. I bet she never had dessicated pumpkins in her cupboard.

7 comments:

  1. Cherice11:31 am

    I'm taking a punt that your mother never had dessicated pumpkins in the cupboard??? If not, then I think you definitely inherited the black sheep gene (which I think is sometimes actually a good gene to carry) and therefor you are destined not to repeat your mother's history. :) Enjoy your black sheep rep.

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  2. I was trying to forget that pumpkin.... *shudders*

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  3. Dessicated pumpkins earn way more punk points than jello so old it can be nailed to a wall. Go nuts baby.

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  4. Hmmm... Wavery has me thinking... perhaps old jello would make an intereting sculpting medium... hmmmm...

    So if you get to be Samantha Stevens, I get to be Jeannie... blinking is way easier than that nose wiggle thing... and I've ALWAYS wanted to have a room that looks like Jeannie's bottle.

    See... this is just gratuitous commenting... no worthwhile content whatsoever.

    And... we're still waiting for those boob pics you ol' Ho!

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  5. The nose wiggling ain't that hard it's all in the upper lip movement not the nose. (Samantha Stevens was really wiggling her lip that is)

    See more gratuitous commenting :) distracted yet?

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  6. Samantha Stevens wouldnt have had anything in her cupboard. So your already ahead.

    Congrats on cracking the pregnancy code.

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  7. The nose wiggling ain't that hard it's all in the upper lip movement not the nose. (Samantha Stevens was really wiggling her lip that is)

    See more gratuitous commenting :) distracted yet?

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