In the last 6 weeks we have experienced the following at Chez Panda:
- Projectile vomiting from the Spud for TEN DAYS which left all of us drained, and him especially so.
- No sleep whatsoever for a number of nights which was definately heading towards "I'm gonna kill the baby and divorce my husband" territory.
- The return of Monkey Boy to university and thus the beginning of my life as a Stay At Home Mum Who Now Has To Deal With The Baby All On Her Own and doesnt THAT cut into your blogging time.
- A trip to the Sleep Clinic where we learned how to wrap the Spud like a burrito in a single bed sheet so he cant escape and will thus sleep through the night. And it worked. IT WORKED. He sleeps! He sleeps! He will not be killed! I will not be divorced!
- A phone call to the nursing home re my parents...and you know that has to be saved for a post all of its own because I cant possibly rant enough about having to go to the Guardianship Board next Thursday in the time I have left before the Small One wants out of the burrito.
Did I say interesting?
I meant fucked.
Except for that sleep bit.
Yes, I find that you can actually function like a real human being, as long as you get a suitable amount of sleep. Glad to hear the the little burrito is sleeping!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back, and I'm sorry to hear about the circumstances that have kept you away.
ReplyDeleteSleep, yeah...it's kind of important. Amazing how the lack of it can ruin your life. Well, mine anyway.
so glad you have a happy burrito baby.
ReplyDeleteand that you're still alive.
i missed youse.
don't get sand in the vag about the parents, they're SOOOO not worth it.
take it from someone who knows.
have a hug or 10... and some gin.
love
taff
You know, for the past few days I've been thinking I needed to send you an e-mail and find out where you were and what was up. Glad to see a post today!
ReplyDeleteWe were big fans of the burrito. It saved our LIVES!!
Waiting to hear about the parents...
glad to see you - bin starting to wonder if you were ok...
ReplyDeleteoops posted a little early..
ReplyDeleteglad to hear that Spud is ok.. it's a bit of a nightmare when they're ill..
The sleep clinic sounds cool - wish we'd had one of those when Rowan was a teeny tot.. :)
Oh my, such fun you have been having. Poor Spudly and overwrought parents - blessings for the burrito are a must then. All hail Mexico!
ReplyDeleteIf you disappear again for a similar amount of time, I'll be forced to send a killer koala to your house. Think abt it.
Last and most horrifying, am more than a bit scared for you to read abt the Board. Shit shit shit.
Dear little Burrito new that his mummy had some trying times coming up and so decided to give sleeping a go. What a sweet cherub.
ReplyDeleteWill be thinking of you next week while you are at the dreaded Guardianship Board.
As Taff mentioned have some gin. In fact why not take a hip flask with you and swig away as necessary :) xx
WAIT!! Burito? That's NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION. Pictures. Step by steps. Detailed graphs. I WANT TO SLEEP TOO.
ReplyDeleteWAIT!! Burito? That's NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION. Pictures. Step by steps. Detailed graphs. I WANT TO SLEEP TOO.
ReplyDeleteglad to see you - bin starting to wonder if you were ok...
ReplyDeleteYes, I find that you can actually function like a real human being, as long as you get a suitable amount of sleep. Glad to hear the the little burrito is sleeping!
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