Friday, September 01, 2006

Getting To Know Your Spud

The Spud Meme


Woohoo! I've been waching my mum do this tippy-tapping thing for months now and finally she lets me have a go. The adorable Lily from 2 Pink Lines has this thing called a meme going. I like her. She's heaps cute and older than me, but only just. Apparently she can crawl now and I'm heaps jealous. Soon enough I'll be able to chase her though and then she'd better look out.


3 Things That Scare Me

That Other Baby. He's not the one in the mirror I like so much.

Loud noises. Whats with all the hubub?

When my breakfast is too hot. I dont think food is supposed to hurt you.


3 People That Make Me Laugh

My mamma.

My pappa.

Auntie Lealu.


3 Things I Love


Being nude. I can get to my toes easier then.

Waddles the duck. I like chewing his nose.

When mamma makes Cookie Monster noises on my neck. It tickles and sounds funny and I go all squealy.


3 Things I Hate


Those long boring shopping trips to some yellow and blue place that aint so versatile as far as I can tell, and to some other place with a bullseye out the front. That's really dangerous.

Some yellow mush that mamma tried to get me to eat that she said was yummy but wasnt and then she tried it and agreed with me. See! I know what I like!

Getting dressed.

3 Things I Don’t Understand


How I get from mamma's arms to my bouncy sleepy place.

Why I have to be strapped in so damn tight.

Why I have to wear pants.

3 Things On My Desk/Table (or play mat) (or baby jail)


Waddles the Duck.

My favourite rattle.

A bib covered in last night's dinner. I'm saving it for snacks.

3 Things I’m Doing Right Now

Planning the Revolution

Subverting the dominant paradigm.

Filling my nappy.

3 Things I Want to Do Before I Die

Roll.over.dammit.

Stick my foot all the way in my mouth.

Have hair.

3 Things I Can Do

Stick my left foot in my mouth and chew on my big toe.

Play with two rattles at once. Two! Booya!

Get apple in my ear.


3 Ways to Describe My Personality

Happy.

Inquisitive.

Chilled. (except when that Other Baby visits)


3 Things I Can’t Do


Sit up on my own, but I will. You just wait.

Talk so people understand me. I think they're a bit thick around here.

Fart without pooping. Jeez that's annoying.


3 Things I Think You Should Listen To

Jamiroquai. Thats some funky beats.

My daddy coz he makes funny noises.

Buena Vista Social Club, cos when I hear those latin grooves I just gotta wave my feets around like this...weeheee.

3 Things I Think You Should Never Listen To

Other babies screaming. Its so unsettling.

The cordless drill. Me no likee.

My mamma saying "no".


3 Absolute Favorite Foods

Breastmilk.

Avocado.

Formula.

3 Things I’d Like to Learn

Where that yummy stuff is hidden.

Why there's an ouchy feeling when I shove my fist in my mouth and chomp.

How to escape the car seat, because then I wouldnt have to go to bloody Ikea all the time.

3 Beverages I Drink Regularly

Breastmilk

Breastmilk

Formula


3 Shows I Watched as a Kid


Big Brother: At first I thought mamma was getting a new baby. Why DO they call it Big Brother?

Bold & The Beautiful: their babies seem to grow up really fast. I hope I grow up that quickly.

The Simpsons: I'm glad I'm not yellow.

6 comments:

  1. That is the damn funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. And I must really be crazy about you and the Spud, because with anyone else I'd want to throw up. You, it's cute.

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  2. auntie leelu12:01 pm

    you know those two kind of pointy bits at the base of your skull that heaps heaps hurt if you laugh too much? I DO.

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  3. I've been so busy I haven't been checking blogs regularly, but I am very glad to see Spudly getting in the blogging groove!!

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  4. He's very clever. Loved this idea.

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  5. I've been so busy I haven't been checking blogs regularly, but I am very glad to see Spudly getting in the blogging groove!!

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  6. That is the damn funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. And I must really be crazy about you and the Spud, because with anyone else I'd want to throw up. You, it's cute.

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