After three days of nothing in the nappy department 'cept for a lot of moistness, yesterday we were greeted with a rock-hard nugget which seemed to have acted as a cork for the TORRENT of plasticine horridness that followed for the rest of the day. Monkey Boy came back from the changing table, handed the Spud to me and sat in the corner, rocking. He may need therapy.
Lesson learned: eating lots and lots of stinky cheese may get things moving, but you'll wish it hadn't.
In other news just in:
Spudly tells us exactly what he thinks of his eskimo suit. Note configuration of left hand. (I swear on all things panda-y that this was not a set-up)
Spud has also embraced the concepts of Reaching For Things, Enjoying The Pram and Throwing Up On Every Item Of Clothing.
Next stop: Mensa.
I just watched Spudly in his rocker, he's one speedy little spudly!
ReplyDeleteI hope Monkey Boy recovers!
That was disgusting... and educational too.
ReplyDeleteDon't joke about Mensa. I was flipping off the camera at a young age, and now I'm a lapsed member.
I thought the runny stuff was bad!
ReplyDeleteMy friend Kristin calls a poopy diaper "Good news." I like it because then you and your husband can just look knowingly at eachother when one of you returns from the diapering table and just say, (eyebrows raised) "Good news?" and the other can respond, "So good." or whatever.
ReplyDeleteHA!! He is so damn cute in that Eskimo suit, but that bird he's flipping you is awesome! Great pic, too funny.
ReplyDeleteOMIGOD!!! I ADORE his little Anorak styled outfit!! So sweet! It will go PERFECTLY with a set of antlers... if they ever freakin' get there.
ReplyDeleteAnd the finger??? Ah well... why do I think it must be in the genes.
LASTLY... a minor chastisement. Because I honestly don't expect someone in Aus to know this... but E*kimo is a highly derogatory term among the Inuit people. It actually means stinking rotten fish eater... and is roughly equivalent to using the N word. Don't worry... I'm not giving you shit... I'm just helping spread the word... because people are usually horrified when they discover what they are ACTUALLY calling this race of people!
But has the stink fairy arrived yet? That the magical day that the fairy brings the stink and puts it in the poopy is a wonderous time in every baby's life.
ReplyDeletep.s. why are you dressing your child so warm - its Summer for god's sake . . . oh, wait - that's right.
Ha! Go spudly.
ReplyDeleteI have a picture of my first born at only a few days old doing the two finger flip off at the camera. They are so cute at that age.
ReplyDeleteKatt
I'm so sorry, but I just found that completely hilarious! Including the "Finger" in the photo!! hahahhahahahhaha, I got pooped on today too, leaked right out of the diaper. I guess I better go update my blog too!
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