Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Rassafrassat

Another day, another wanding.

The antenatal clinic wanted yet another ultrasound to check the position of the placenta. Today it was 3.8cm from the cervix. I doubt this will make any difference at all to the boffins who stand at the doors of the Birth Centre and say "beyond here there be cool stuff you're not allowed to have" but at least I can put my own mind at ease about c-sections and such.

The cervix, however, is doing nothing. NOTHING. Not shortened. Not effaced. Most certainly has never even heard about the concept of dilation.

He's never coming out.

And why would he, since his mother is now SICK with a fever and sore throat and sore ears and cant talk. Kick-ass timing.

So we sit. And we wait. Coz we've DONE everything else there is to do already. I'll moan quite a bit.

We cant even do the deed to speed things up (like that's something I want to do. Yeh. Uh-huh.) because we've been FORBIDDEN on account of the possibility of bleeding.

I'm sure he's already started putting up posters of The Cure and a sign on the door warning of biological hazards within.

Send chicken soup, and an Eviction Notice.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:01 pm

    How can a theory be so wrong?? Not a Spring-day abby then. Unless you're popping as I type this. Eh.

    Er, good luck? Or should I threaten Spudly with little vests and shoes à la Little Lord Fauntleroy?

    SPUDLY, OUT!

    Lioness

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  2. take it from me, he should stay the hell IN
    did you try yack yak yak, blah blah blah, with a few evening primrose oil pills up the twat?
    g-d i'm in a good mood eh?

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  3. It is time to leave...Spudly!!!

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  4. Hope you feel better soon, Panda. And Spudly, turn down that stereo and get your little tush out here, pronto!

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  5. Out, out Spudly! Give mummy some relief!

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  6. It is time to leave...Spudly!!!

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