Cricket is a dumbass game anyway.
We never liked cricket.
We realised how crap it is and decided to give it away.
We chose to lose so we never had to play again.
We seeded the clouds so it would rain and we'd lose time.
Warney deliberately dropped catches.
We bribed the umpires to make crap decisions.
Stupid cricket.
Like Jiminy Cricket? I have this image of you kicking around a small animated cricket across your lawn.
ReplyDelete*silly american over here*
Be nice to the cricket. He sings.
I am MARRIED to a Pom...can you imagine the humiliation when we were all comfy with them always being losers and all?....*sigh*
ReplyDeletecheer up, it'll make the victory all the sweeter when we take our revenge...
ReplyDeleteDid you see the pictures of England Criketer Freddie Flintoff? Absokure classic. He was completely pissed at the parade and his eyes were like pissholes in the snow!
ReplyDeleteYou said Lala!heh.
ReplyDeletehahahahah we beat you. Own up, it was a good set of games, but we beat you fair and square! (just like the rugby!)
ReplyDeleteA very American perspective:
ReplyDeleteCricket is baseball on valium.
I am MARRIED to a Pom...can you imagine the humiliation when we were all comfy with them always being losers and all?....*sigh*
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