Thursday, August 11, 2005

Warning: pg ment.!

Pshaw! If you're that sensitive, you're at the wrong blog.

So anyways, back to the real topic at hand.

Almost 8 weeks. Still pregnant. First antenatal appointment booked and happening in two weeks. Still feeling queasy as all hell. Still unable to judge how much food is too much. Still have burgeoning boobs. Still have mild cramps. Tummy becoming less capable of remaining enclosed in pants. Husband becoming all protective and territorial.

In addition, psycho-bitch-from-hell-Panda may be about to make a long-awaited re-appearance. I have no tolerance for any bullshit whatsoever. None. As evidence, I hold up Exhibit A: actually telling my mother she's fucked. Exhibit B: sending my brother a copy of my post about how my mother refuses treatment which is gonna set that cat among the pigeons. I can feel the level of unreasonablenessnessness rising. Which means one thing of course: that my progesterone is on the way up!

All in all, the worse I feel, the happier I am. How is it that the brain can manage these complicated emotional gymnastics?

17 comments:

  1. Bitch at me all you want my friend - just be happy :)

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  2. What you describe sounds just GREAT... I'm glad you are taking no bull shit from anyone... that's the way it should be...

    And I love the idea of Monkey Boy getting all protective and territorial... aaaaaaw!

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  3. Yeah I hope u feel better AND happier all at once!! AND YES U BEEN TO THE SECRET COURT!

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  4. I am so glad to hear things are going well. You are my inspiration Panda. You give me hope that we will be able to get pregnant again without medical intervention.

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  5. Congrats on reaching the almost 8 wk point. Hope you continue to feel the happy.

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  6. I love the "take no prisoners" approach! I'm all for it. Keep on pukin', that's my mantra.

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  7. What Manuela said, what Manuela said, yes!

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  8. Anonymous10:04 am

    It sounds like the hormones are spurring you on to deal with everything that you need to. :) Go hormones! Doing a family clean up before the guinea pig comes is a great thing.

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  9. Anonymous10:19 am

    P.S. Anonymous was me Panda. Oops. Maternal amnesia is kicking in and making me goofy :)Cherice

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  10. You are such a scream Panda - I love you already.

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  11. Hey, you fertile ho bag... you ok???

    Just checking in...

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  12. Where are you? It's Friday evening in the Western Hemisphere and that's even later for you (Saturday morning, quite late!) and no sign of you. HONEY, WHERE'S THE PANDA?

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  13. We're putting out an APB -- that's an All Panda Bulletin -- where are you? Hopefully you are off taking no bullshit from someone. Or puking.

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  14. Anonymous2:46 am

    P.S. Anonymous was me Panda. Oops. Maternal amnesia is kicking in and making me goofy :)Cherice

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  15. What Manuela said, what Manuela said, yes!

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  16. I am so glad to hear things are going well. You are my inspiration Panda. You give me hope that we will be able to get pregnant again without medical intervention.

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  17. Yeah I hope u feel better AND happier all at once!! AND YES U BEEN TO THE SECRET COURT!

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