Thursday, August 04, 2005

The One Where I Have a Birthday

Happy Birthday to me
I live in a zoo
I look like a Panda
And smell like one too


Its my birthday and I'll mess with the lyrics if I want to!

As usual for my birthday, the forecast is for cold and wet. Stupid winter birthdays.

Despite this, we're going to take a trip out to Monarto Zoo, which is an open plains Zoo out in the sticks. You get driven around the property in a bus and see all the pretties. No pandas, unfortunately, but then mallee scrubland is not really our natural habitat. The one good thing about it being crap weather and mid-week is that there will be no-one else there. Bonanza.

You may also notice that I have changed the Ticker. I was waiting for two things: my birthday, and a heartbeat. We have achieved both, so now I'm going to tentatively count down the days until the Guinea Pig gets here.

If anyone knows how to create an Up The Duff ticker with grass and a guinea pig slider , please let me know. I've done looked and looked and there aint none out there. Poopy.

11 comments:

  1. Hey happy birthday Panda!! Enjoy the zoo, hope it's a great day out. Sorry - no ticker knowledge at all. I think you're a genius just for getting a butterfly to go in a straight line.

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  2. Happy birthday Panda. I also don't know where to find a ticker. I wish I could do more fancy things on my blog.

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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANDA!!!!

    I hope you have a great day today. If I find a cool ticker with that criteria, I'll let you know!

    Smooches to you!

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  4. So what's 'over the hill' Down Under? Here it's 40... you aren't that old, are you?

    Happy birthday, babe.

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  5. Jacqueline2:52 pm

    Happy Birthday Panda! Over here in Vancouver, your birthday will be glorious and sunny. :-)

    I, on the other hand cannot enjoy the summer because at 40.5 weeks pregnant I am miserably waiting for this darn baby to be born! Shame you guys couldn't share a birthday...

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  6. Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Haaaappppppyyyyy Biiiiiirrtttthdaaaay dear Pannnnnnda
    Happy Birthday to you
    Hip hip ------- Hooray
    Hip Hip ------- Hooray

    now be a good girl and blow out the candles

    p.s. These tickers are pretty cool ones - http://tickers.baby-gaga.com/ but no guinea pigs I'm afraid.

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  7. Happy birthday Panda, this must be your bestest birfday eva!!

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  8. Happy birthday you dirty slurry!
    xJ

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  9. the phantom pooser10:06 pm

    happy happy birthdayiest birthday schwednesday-and-a-half!! hope you and spudly and ads have the rootinest tootinest purple green and blue-tinest birthday eva eva foreva eva!!! may you live long and fight crime :-) xxx love ya gutsch preschiousch ...sch...sh.... *cure finger wiggles*

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  10. um...

    (scuffing the ground)

    um...

    (head hanging sheepishly)

    happy belated birthday.

    That so SUCKS! I absolutely ADORE you and I missed your FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!

    I'm not even worthy of your kindly 'ho' jabs anymore...

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  11. the phantom pooser2:45 am

    happy happy birthdayiest birthday schwednesday-and-a-half!! hope you and spudly and ads have the rootinest tootinest purple green and blue-tinest birthday eva eva foreva eva!!! may you live long and fight crime :-) xxx love ya gutsch preschiousch ...sch...sh.... *cure finger wiggles*

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