The One Where I Have a Birthday

Happy Birthday to me
I live in a zoo
I look like a Panda
And smell like one too


Its my birthday and I'll mess with the lyrics if I want to!

As usual for my birthday, the forecast is for cold and wet. Stupid winter birthdays.

Despite this, we're going to take a trip out to Monarto Zoo, which is an open plains Zoo out in the sticks. You get driven around the property in a bus and see all the pretties. No pandas, unfortunately, but then mallee scrubland is not really our natural habitat. The one good thing about it being crap weather and mid-week is that there will be no-one else there. Bonanza.

You may also notice that I have changed the Ticker. I was waiting for two things: my birthday, and a heartbeat. We have achieved both, so now I'm going to tentatively count down the days until the Guinea Pig gets here.

If anyone knows how to create an Up The Duff ticker with grass and a guinea pig slider , please let me know. I've done looked and looked and there aint none out there. Poopy.